Ravikanth
Updated - May 28, 2020 at 06:34 PM.
Welcome to the new normal of air travel — courtesy Covid-19
“How about this flight? I can be home for dinner! Departure at 14:35, cancellation at 17:40!”
“Those taking the early morning flights are entitled to a lunch coupon and a complimentary buffet dinner at the lounge!”
“Is there a doctor on board? A passenger needs urgent help with the Aarogya Setu app...”
"The price remains the same for a return ticket, sir. But we offer 20% discount on same-day-return bookongs on all cab services!"
“I promised you a window seat and there it is! A window seat in the waiting area!”